Contact ::

You can always send an e-mail to, just don't expect a reply because I don't like you... of course, if you ask questions, I'll make sure to post a response.  In fact, I *encourage* questions, taking a hint from my often comrade in arms Shirley Doe.

Oh, and emails that I find funny, humorous, or just plain moronic will make their way into one of my Rants.

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