Admit it, I suckered you. You all thought I was about to lose to Big Jim. However, my display of cunning and ring positioning allowed me to put the big man down for the three count.
And not a one of you saw it coming.
Of course, there was something that I didn't see coming either - Shirley Doe decided to take an interest in the match. Whether this was for observation purposes, or he intends to join the many victims of the Burnout, I don't know. I made sure I returned the favor, as Doe defeated Jake Garrett, just to make sure that he knew two could play that game.
So, what does this mean for the next VCW show? Your guess is as good as mine, but I'll be certain that, whatever it is, you're not going to like it.